January 10th, 2014 | by
Nick Hollywood, CA—Several mentally-troubled outsiders believe there exists a secret underground celebrity community beneath the rolling hills of Hollywood, California. Locals are skeptical, but crazies are convinced that...
October 31st, 2013 | by
Bill Burns The Xbox One and the PS4 are set to be released this November. This leaves the fanboys of each console at war with each other. They have taken to Twitter and Facebook to do battle! Round 1 Round 2 Round 3 ...
October 23rd, 2013 | by
Bill Burns Have you ever been searching the internet and randomly ran into something you were absolutely not looking for? For example, you were surfing Tumblr or any other blog site. It’s 11 a.m on a Saturday morning....
October 21st, 2013 | by
Bill Burns Miley Cyrus has violated a lot of objects over the past few months. However, there are a lot of objects Miley Cyrus has not gotten to yet. these poodles these witches brooms this...
October 10th, 2013 | by
Bill Burns What better way to spend your time than hashtagging the shit out of something. Whenever I see a picture with hashtags the first thing I think of is, “How can I hashtag the ever living shit out of this thang.” The...
October 5th, 2013 | by
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September 16th, 2013 | by
Johnnny Fargo, ND – It is time once again to vote for the worst places in the Fargo-Moorhead area. Our annual compilation of all the places you hate the most is about to begin. Of course, we need your help in the form of votes....
June 22nd, 2013 | by
Bill Burns No time for a short intro! Let’s get to the food! Combine a McDouble and McChicken together into one. Feel those arteries clog. Often called the McGangBang. Insructions: Buy a McDouble burger. Buy a...
May 30th, 2013 | by
Johnnny Eel River, Indiana – In the FM Observer’s on-going effort to bring you free, cutting-edge, continuing adult educational trainings, we take you to Eel River, Indiana where we’ve been invited to take a vicarious...
May 19th, 2013 | by
Johnnny Lakota, Dakota – Besides being your ever-reliable source for the latest in serious satirical fake news journalism, the FM Observer can also be a powerful free educational tool for many who seek to continuously expand...
