November 15th, 2015 | by
Nina Verbena Aries (March 21 – April 19) The Ram Avoid getting drawn into a conversation with a stranger today. Not so much because he’s a stranger, but because he’s just way too excited for you to see what’s in the...
October 31st, 2015 | by
Nina Verbena Aries (March 21 – April 19) The Ram You may want to record all conversations with your partner this week, because there’s no way your friends are going to believe the epic tsunami of profanity that is about to flow...
October 24th, 2015 | by
Nina Verbena Aries (March 21 – April 19) The Ram Count your blessings today. Then write down that number. It’ll be helpful tomorrow when you can just subtract 1 from your total instead of counting all over again. Taurus (April 20...
March 8th, 2015 | by
Johnnny Time Square, Washington – Are you one of the many who forgot to move your clocks ahead last night? Tonya Jo Thornbird from Fargo admitted: “Because we forgot to change our clocks, we missed our flight at the airport,...
December 6th, 2014 | by
Johnnny Make New Friends While Seeing 100 Cities In 100 Days Fargo, ND – We here at the FM Observer are gearing up for our 1st Annual Trip Around The World. The plan is to hit one hundred cities in one hundred days of fun-packed...
September 30th, 2014 | by
Johnnny Fargo, ND – Living organizers of the International Ghost Convention have just announced that the next International Ghost Convention will be held in Fargo, North Dakota on Monday night, October 31st, or as most spiritual...
August 17th, 2014 | by
Johnnny Moorhead, MN – Have you been seeing the unusual lights in the sky at night south of Moorhead? Have you and your family been wondering if they are real UFOs? National UFO experts have now released an official statement from...
May 26th, 2014 | by
Johnnny Joggins, Nova Scotia – Archie Blackburn set out 22 years ago to jog around the entire world. He had jotted this goal down on a bar napkin after a few margaritas and then decided to really do it. The next day, when he began...
April 12th, 2014 | by
Johnnny The FM Observer is excited 2 announce FMO Summer Camp. If you like 2 have a good time and are considering satirical writing as your chosen profession, then this camp is totally 4 you. This year’s exciting theme...
March 10th, 2014 | by
Bill Burns Upworthy is a website that uses click-bait titles to drive people to click their links. These are some headlines that didn’t make the cut. George had a cyst on his balls. You won’t believe what happens next. Sam got...
