Fox News Reporter Asks MMA Fighter Some Odd Questions

San Antonio, TX – UFC Fight Night 44 is in the books. It was a decent event with good matches. After the main match between Cub Swanson and Jeremy Stephens, UFC reporter Heidi had a chance to speak with the loser, Jeremy Stephens. Here are some of her rather odd questions.
“How did it feel when you got hit in the face repeatedly?”
“Does it hurt to get kneed in the stomach?”
“What could you have done to get hit less?”
“That very large bump on your face, is it uncomfortable?”
“You got kicked in the leg a bunch of times, why?”
Was it the punch straight to the nose or the liver that hurt the worst?
Why are you crying?
You are sweating. Was it a hard match?
Why didn’t you just get up at the end of the match there? Were you hurt?
Without these hard hitting questions there is no way of getting to know what it’s actually like being a ufc fighter. We are glad this reporter asked the most important question in order to get a better understanding of the sport.
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Terrible Song Lyrics of The Week – Lupe Fiasco ft. Ty Dolla $ign – (Next To It)
First of all, that’s not a glitch in your web browser title. That’s just how original mr. dolla sign is. Replacing the S with a $ symbol. So very clever. Never seen that before.
Alright, now to the terrible song lyrics of the week. These lyrics belong to the great Lupe Fiasco and features another great genius, Ty Dolla $ign. Remember it’s Sign with the $. Watch out when these two get together.
This one is simple. I’m going to post the song lyrics and then at the end I’m going to reveal to you how many times Mr. Fiasco used the words “Next To It“. Ready? You are free to count along with us.
[Produced by Ty Dolla $ign and Shafiq Husayn]
[Intro: Lupe Fiasco]
Next to it, do it, do it, do it, do it
Next to it, do it, do it , do it, do it
[Verse 1: Lupe Fiasco]
Money ain’t shit when there’s wealth next to it
Wealth ain’t shit when there’s health next to it
In the lane with nobody else next to it
Ain’t get here by myself, lot of help next to it
Word to chilly chill, that’s myself let’s do it
1st and 15 ent, FNF music
Album number 5, aye nigga, let’s do it
Don’t say my name, unless my city next to it
Anything look good with a titty next to it
And if the titty got a face that’s pretty next to it
Riding around town something really exclusive
Bump a little Pac with some Biggie next to it
Nigga that’s love with a twist next to it
Nigga that’s a blood with a crip next to it
At the Bulls game, like a tree — gift next to it
Yes, nigga that’s the floor and I sit next to it
[Hook: Ty Dolla $ign]
Everybody look better with a bitch, next to it
Rollie on a wrist lets do it
Top down on a whip that’s roofless
Ain’t impressed, it’s the bitch that do it, Let’s do it
Club ain’t turned ‘less some bitches into it
It’s the bitch that do it
[Verse 2: Lupe Fiasco]
Crib ain’t shit unless a whip next to it
Whip ain’t shit unless Benz next to it
But a Benz ain’t shit when a Rari next to it
Rari ain’t shit when a Zonda next to it
Really tell a difference when a Honda next to it
But a Honda is the shit when you jogging next to it
‘Cause this a baby momma with a condom next to it
‘Cause this a miracle I’m still rockin’ let’s do it
Still need a comma with a zero next to it
Then another comma with a zero next to it
Then a zero next to it and a zero next to it
Then another fuckin’ comma then a zero next to it
Nigga, what we talkin’ that’s a million, let’s do it
Nigga, What we talkin’ that’s a million, let’s do it
Still at the bottom with a million next to it
‘Cause a million ain’t shit with a billion next to it
A billion ain’t shit when a trillion next to it
Captain save a ho she want a hero next to it
But I ain’t tryna hear it, put my ear up next to it
Cause it’s kinda strange got a wierdo next to it
Nigga, your wallet got a robber next to it
Black ski mask with a chopper next to it
You might need a bed with a doctor next to it
But nigga I ball like soccer next to it
Let’s do it
[Hook: Ty Dolla $ign]
[Verse 3: Lupe Fiasco]
Nigga my hood feel like heaven
With third worlds next to it
But nigga we good but we’ll be even better
With thirty girls next to us
Yeah, the White House had a trap next to it
Yeah nigga that’s a fact next to it
My house had a trap next to it
Ay nigga where’s the house, let’s do it
Your chest ain’t shit unless a chain next to it
Chain ain’t shit unless gold next to it
Gold ain’t shit when a diamond next to it
Your beat ain’t shit unless I’m rhyming next to it
(Huh, huh) Shinning next to it
Shit ain’t real can’t find her next to it
Nigga let’s park it on the red carpet
Grammy Awards my momma next to it
[Hook: Ty Dolla $ign]
What did you get?
Let me know because I LOST COUNT!!!!
You can listen to the entire song below.
By the way, I counted 46 times and I don’t care to confirm. All I know is it’s 46 times too many.
4-MINUTE UNINVITED!
Quentin Tarantino’s Ghostbusters 3
Pup In A Cup
GIFs of The Week
Koi Ponds Provide Hungry Families With Unlimited Fish
Fishtrap, Kentucky – Vegetable gardens are a great way for budget-conscious families to reduce their food costs, which have been on the rise lately due to increasing governmental regulations.
Another great way to save money, and which is quickly gaining popularity around the country, is to build your own koi pond.
Koi are Japanese carp which are known for their beauty and taste.
“Having your very own koi pond in your backyard is a wonderful idea” says Ms. Sue Dohnim, president of the National Carp Foundation. “If you have a well-stocked koi pond, you are smart. If you don’t, you’re stupid.”
Just imagine being able to go out and fish for fish for dinner. And there are so many different ways to prepare the slimy suckers: carp cakes, carp salad, carp sandwich, carp in beer, deep fried carp chips, poached carp, pickled carp, carp gumbo, steamed carp, carp fries, grilled cheese carp, buttermilk carpjacks, carp chowder, carp burgers, sweet and sour carp, carpsicles, spicy cold carp soup, serbian carp, baked carp, carp sausage, carp milkshakes, river carp tacos, northern carp stew, southern carpuppies, eastern carp sushi rolls, and midwest carp casserole.
If that’s not enough to make you hungry, try fasting for three days and then walking by your neighbors backyard after they just finished stocking their brand new koi pond with twenty multi-colored koi fish.
For more information on building your own koi pond, call 1-800-KOI-POND, or simply click on healthcare.gov and ask to speak with a convicted navigator.
Insane Ramblings From Random Drunk Bar Patron
There she was. Right there in the corner. I knew I knew her from somewhere. Was she supposed to be there on purpose? Did god intend for us to meet at this exact moment? Was this all planned?
My mind was racing.
I suppose I should go talk to her. Nah. Maybe after another drink. Yea, keep telling yourself that pal.
Now i’m sweating.
What if I smell? I can’t go talk to her if I smell. I’d blow it.
Alright, calm. I can do this. I got up from my chair and slowly made my way over.
My heart was racing! Right as the light hit her face……No! This couldn’t be! It was then that I had realized it was the same woman who gave me herpes a couple years back.
I immediately hung a right and out the door I went.
Surrogate Mother Repos Infant From Deadbeat Parent
Fargo, ND—An incident involving a member of a local surrogate mother association chapter has our community reeling. Surrogate Mothers United (SMU) Fargo branch saw one of its own taking matters into her own hands, the Observer has learned. Vatchy Lelto-Coppo, an SMU serial donor, reportedly became so fed up with the behavior of one of the branch’s infant donation recipients that she decided to take matters into her own hands.
“Bitch quit payin’ me stipend,” explained Lelto-Coppo, in between heavy drags of vape cig. “I squatted outta kid for this ratchet an’ she just shut me out. Oh hell no, nuh uh bitch.”
Lelto-Coppo is under legal jurisdiction to repossess her surrogate gift, as stated in page 204 of the SMU Donation Contract, which clearly states:
Donor shall receive no more than but no less than one skin-to-skin contact with gestation per week and/or one agreed-upon donation stipend per week, no more than four (4) times per calendar month. If recipient fails to provide either stipend or skin-to-skin for longer than four (4) times a calendar month, donor will be allowed to reclaim gestation.
When the deadbeat parent quit paying both skin-to-skin and her stipend, Lelto-Coppo became enraged and was forced to move forward with the repossession.
The deadbeat ratchet declined to comment.











