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Five Day Work Week Likened To Rapid Rat Race

Not feeling too groovy? Slow down, you move too fast. You got to make the morning last.

Hamstershire, UK International researchers have likened workers who work a five day work week to hamsters running on a hamster wheel which is spinning much too quickly.

What we have seen, in our extensive research, is that if a fast-spinning hamster wheel is slowed down a bit, correlating to a four or even a three day work week for homo sapiens, the hamster is much more happy and willing to work, says Dr. Ian Ratzmire.

American companies that are implementing this ground-breaking research into their work schedules are finding that their employees 1. work better, 2. are as happy as hamsters, and 3. stay with their employer much longer.

Secret Santa Drops In Early At Many Local Businesses

Don’t be surprised if Secret Santa drops in at your place of work before Christmas!

Fargo, ND – Secret Santa has recently been making the rounds at many local Fargo businesses.

For any employees who choose to participate in their Secret Santa program, it’s a chance to find out what are some of the hot items for Christmas this year.

Your FM Observer has conveniently compiled a list for you of this year’s top items that people are receiving from Secret Santa:

Anything Trump
Butterscotch Pudding
A small box of Heath Bars
Small plastic Elephants
A can of Mackerel
Any signed book by Deepak Chopra
A box of dried Kasoori Methi leaves
Barbie Bubblegum-flavored mouthwash
A box of traditional Cracker Jack (includes prize!)
A box of marsh-mellow Moon Pies
A small bottle of Johnny’s French Dip Au Jus
A Jesus candle (from the Mexican section at Cashwise)
Flavored Pocky Biscuit Sticks (by Glico)
A box of Prawn Crackers