Heartland, USA – Valentine’s Day is the favorite holiday here at our FM Observer corporate office park.
This is true because it’s not only a day of flowers and chocolates but also of overt expressions of love.
We pride ourselves each year in providing the community with some new and innovative ways for you to tell your Valentine how much you love them.
Here are this year’s Top Ten Valentine’s Day quotations that you can use when writing your card, sending flowers, or whispering sweet nothings by candlelight:
♥ I love you despite your obvious flaws. ♥ Love makes the earth spin and causes it to warm. ♥ Happiness is loving your lovely lover who loves you. ♥ Valentine’s Day is the best of the secondary holidays. ♥ If we hadn’t met, we’d each probably have another. ♥ There’s a reason a rose has sharp thorns. ♥ You turned my nightmare into a daydream. ♥ Thanks for not giving up on me early on. ♥ Rising and falling in love has its ups and downs. ♥ Love is like a great margarita during happy hour.
Getting married is a big milestone. Staying married is a major miracle!
West Fargo, ND – As promised, your FM Observer is seriously pondering coming out of the closet with our own line of wedding anniversary cards.
We’ll make our final decision whether or not to do so based on your feedback. If you like our card ideas, we’ll probably launch the venture. If you don’t like our anniversary card ideas, then we’ll launch for sure – probably even with a big launch party!
♥ Your face is still my favorite face, except for my facebook page.
♥ Every time I do our laundry I discover new things about you.
♥ Happy Anniversary, Baby! I love you more than I did a year ago.
♥ I love everything about you, except for the things that really bother me.
♥ Even though you sometimes have a funny way of showing it, I know you still love me.
♥ Here’s 2 another year of being married 2 each other: I 2 you, you 2 me, K I S S I N G :o^
♥ I know it’s been a long tough year, but hopefully it will get a lot easier…for both of us.
♥ I know some things I do really bug you, but please don’t flush me from the toilet of your heart.
♥ Except for buying a dog, marrying you was the smartest thing I have ever done in my entire life!
♥ One year ago today, you made me the happiest person on earth, and I still kind of feel the same way.
♥ God gave you to me to be my love partner. Hopefully you and God feel the same way about me for you.
♥ Since we’ve now been married for another full year, let’s celebrate by getting drunk for one full week!
♥ I’m so lucky to have you to take care of me. Thanks for putting up with me during this last long year. Sorry!
♥ I still remember the way my heart leaped when you got down on your knee and asked me to be your spousemate. Thanks!
♥ This last year has been 365 days long. I’m so glad our marriage has somehow survived each and every day…and night.
♥ I never dreamed that loving you could bring so much love into my loveless heart of hearts until (and since) we got married by love.
♥ Amazingly, after getting to know you better over this last year, you are seriously quite amazing. Jokingly, you are also very amazing.
This is the first-known Valentine’s Day card from 1921. It’s worth an estimated $12,000,000!
Valentine, Nebraska – Most people don’t know the true history of Valentine’s Day.
Back in the early 1920’s, Dr. Valentine wanted to express to his wife how much he loved her.
As a successful heart surgeon, the shape of the heart was ubiquitous in his office.
He made the first-ever Valentine’s Day card (see picture) for his lovely wife, Lilly, on her birthday which just happened to be February 14th.
Today, Valentine’s Day cards are big business, as is evidenced by walking down the card aisle at your local grocery store.
But the really big business is collecting vintage Valentine’s Day cards.
Some of the average ones dating back to the 1920’s are worth between $20,000 to $75,000.
A few of the more rare and sought-after cards can bring millions of dollars at vintage auction houses.
If you really want to give your Valentine something special, look up in your attic for any old vintage Valentine’s Day cards that may be worth more than your fricking house!
Oh, and Happy Valentine’s Day from the FM Observer!
“Love Me” is a song by Lil Wayne, released on January 18, 2013 as the third single from his upcoming tenth studio album I Am Not a Human Being II (2013).
Lil Wayne has got that A1 credit at that Filet Mignon. Basically this entire song is about banging bitches. I lost count of how many times the word bitches and niggas were used. Lets just say, A LOT. Solid writing skills here. I think this is the first time I read some lyrics and i’m like ‘Ewww’.’ No I’m not getting older. The lyrics are just ewww.
It’s probably a good thing the song is autotune because, man, this song would suck so bad. Singing these lyrics to any women are sure to get them to love you.
See for yourself. I have posted these glorious, genius written lyrics below. Don’t forgot to watch the video. Probably one of the best music vidoes to ever have been made.
[Hook: Future]
I’m on that good kush and alcohol
I got some down bitches I can call
I don’t know what I would do without y’all
I’mma ball ’til the day I fall
Ball, ball, ball, ball
[Bridge:]
Long as my bitches (yeah, yeah…)
I could give a f-ck about no hater, long as my bitches love me
(Yeah, yeah…)
I could give a f-ck about no n-gga, long as my bitches love me
[Verse 1: Lil’ Wayne]
Pussy-ass n-ggas stop hatin’
Lil’ Tunechi got that fire
And these hoes love me like Satan…
F-ck with me and get bodied
And all she eat is dick
She on a strict diet
That’s my baby
With no makeup she a ten
And she the best with head
Even better than Corinne
She don’t want money
She want the time we could spend
She said “cause I really need somebody,
So tell me you’re that somebody”
And girl, I f-ck who I want
And f-ck who I don’t
Got that A1 credit
At that Filet Mignon
She say “I never wanna you make you mad,
I just wanna make you proud”
I say “baby, just make me cum,
Then don’t make a sound”
Tunechi…
[Hook: Future]
I’m on that good kush and alcohol
I got some down bitches I can call
I don’t know what I would do without y’all
I’mma ball ’til the day I fall
Ball, ball, ball, ball
[Bridge: Drake]
Long as my bitches (yeah, yeah…)
I could give a f-ck about no hater, long as my bitches love me
(Yeah, yeah…)
I could give a f-ck about no n-gga, long as my bitches love me
[Verse 2: Lil’ Wayne]
Real n-ggas, f-ck these haters
These hoes got pussies like craters
Can’t treat these hoes like ladies, man…
Pussy, money, weed, codeine
She say my dick feel like morphine
I hope my name tastes like sardines to these n-ggas
She wake up, eat his dick
Call that breakfast in bed, 69.96
I feel her heartbeat
I touched her chest with this bitch
Now turn around, face down, I’m arresting this bitch
Yeah, all my bitches love me
And I love all my bitches
But it’s like soon as I cum
I come to my senses
And I would say these hoes’ names
But then I would be snitchin’
And these haters try to knock me
But they can’t knock me off the hinges
Tunechi…
[Hook: Future]
I’m on that good kush and alcohol
I got some down bitches I can call
I don’t know what I would do without y’all
I’mma ball ’til the day I fall
Ball, ball, ball, ball
[Bridge: Drake]
[Bridge 2: Lil’ Wayne]
I lost a few good bitches
Met some more bad bitches
And I be schoolin’ them n-ggas
Pose for your class picture
And kiss my ass if you hatin’
I’m getting’ ass while I’m skatin’
I lost a few good bitches
Met some more bad bitches
And I be schoolin’ them n-ggas
Pose for your class picture
And kiss my ass if you hatin’
I’m getting’ ass while I’m skatin’
Bitch…
[Hook: Future]
I’m on that good kush and alcohol
I got some down bitches I can call
I don’t know what I would do without y’all
I’mma ball ’til the day I fall
Ball, ball, ball, ball
[Bridge: Drake]
Long as my bitches (yeah, yeah…)
I could give a f-ck about no hater, long as my bitches love me
(Yeah, yeah…)
I could give a f-ck about no n-gga, long as my bitches love me
Here is the video to this garbage song.
“Yea, as long as my bitches love me.” Take that lyric with you wherever you may go. It could probably get you through some tough times.
