West Fargo, ND – A near and dear friend of your FM Observer is making a special trip to Fargo to do fortune tellings for our readers.
He simply goes by the name Precog because of his extraordinary abilities to pre-cogitate and pre-cognize future events and happenings.
Precog correctly predicted the bridge collapse in Minneapolis, the last dozen March Madness final four teams, the wild success of our FM Observer website, and that the Minnesota Vikings would never win a Super Bowl (until the year 2079).
Others have said that having a future-scope session with Precog is organically transformational and can actually awaken your inner consciousness like never before.
If you would like Precog to connect to your inner light, in order to feel your spiritual vibrations, and then explain what the game of life has in store for you, please sign up for our random drawing.
Each winning name selected will get a free session with Precog, which will immediately be followed by a hot-air balloon ride with Precog to any down-wind destination of your choice.
Consider your mind to be the final frontier of endless possibilities.
West Fargo, ND – Have you been thinking that up until now you have not been using the full power of your mind?
Do you sometimes wonder how much brain power is actually under the hood of your head?
The FM Observer is proud to announce that our dear friend Dr. Madison Pennix will be hosting some powerful and life–changing Mind Expansion Seminars in the FM area.
All subjects related to thinking, memory, logic, intuition, and cognition will be discussed in serious talks sprinkled with levity and personal anecdotes.
Please stop by our corporate headquarters to sign up for these free Mind Expansion Seminars but we do ask for a voluntary mandatory donation of $500 to help provide seminar leaders and special guests with enough food and drink to make them feel like rock stars during their time here.
Ironically, all the letters in Madison Pennix can be re-arranged to spell:Mind Expansion!