September 19th, 2019 | by
Johnnny Fargo, ND – Sign up now for the hottest monthly newsletter to hit the region since the Pony Express. The new Noble Sheet Newsletter will freely be available to everyone for a nominal fee of $120 per year. Not only will...
May 4th, 2019 | by
Johnnny West Fargo, ND – A near and dear friend of your FM Observer is making a special trip to Fargo to do fortune tellings for our readers. He simply goes by the name Precog because of his extraordinary abilities to pre-cogitate...
March 20th, 2019 | by
Johnnny Basketball, USA – Your FM Observer has asked our friend Sir Charles Barkley to help our loyal readers with their March Madness bracketology. FMO: Sir Charles, how can you tell the difference between a winning team and a...
July 5th, 2016 | by
Johnnny Fargo, ND – A well-known psychic has predicted that Fargo will soon be riddled with many good-sized sinkholes. Psymon Soothsayer recently went on the record with the FMObserver and prognosticated that “numerous...