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President Clinton To Hit Some Fargo Hot Spots

Fargo, ND – President Bill Clinton somehow ended up in Fargo, North Dakota to try and drum up support for his wife’s floundering presidential campaign. Bubba’s speaking engagement will take place in the basement...

President Changes Names Of Rocky Mountains, Alabama, And Hawaii

Denver, CO – After flying to Alaska to change the name of Mount McKinley to Denali (meaning “to get high”), President Obama flew to Denver to officially rename the Rocky Mountains. By executive order, the new...

Fargo Man Often Mistaken For 16th U.S. President

Fargo, ND – A local Fargo man often gets told he looks a lot like someone else. Mr. Gilmore Rawls, a long-time resident of Fargo, bears an uncanny similarity to President Abraham Lincoln, who lived about 150 years ago. When...

White House Not Returning George W. Bush’s Voicemails

Washington, DC – Former President of the United States George W. Bush is a good man. He worked hard to benefit our country while in office. He is a man of considerable pride and generosity, and recently found it in his...