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Abominable Snowman Comes To Fargo Area In Search Of Mate

Yeti or not, here he comes!

Fargo, ND Have you been wondering: Why is it so darn cold these days?

Answer: Yeti, the abominable snowman, has temporarily left the Arctic Circle long enough to hopefully find himself a mate.

Why now? Because this is the mating season of the abominable snowman, since our winter is actually his Spring.

Experts agree it’s no accident that the word climate is made up of the words: climb + mate.

Why Fargo? No one is quite sure but it’s believed that Yeti has gotten lucky here in the past.

Yetiologists believe that negative windchill factors are how Mr. Abominable attracts his mate. So, the stronger the attraction, the colder it feels.

Proof of a Yeti

Casselton Resident Says He Has Proof Of A Yeti

Casselton, ND – A Casselton resident states that he has indisputable proof that a Yeti visited his home earlier this morning.

Mr. Jones, a Casselton North Dakota resident was awakened early this morning to his doorbell ringing.  Upon answering the door, Mr. Jones stated that nobody was there.

“I live in the country and rarely have visitors.  I found it odd that someone would ring my doorbell in the morning.”

Mr. Jones then put on his winter gear and ventured outside just to make sure nobody needed help.

“That’s when I spotted these weird footprints.”

Below is the picture Mr. Jones captured of the footprint.

Proof of a Yeti

“Now, I know what a Yeti is.  I’ve watched the show finding bigfoot, one of my favorites I might add, so I immediately knew this was a Yeti footprint.  I couldn’t believe it!  Right in my front yard!”

Mr. Jones continued to search his property but didn’t find much.

“There was some type of feces on my doorstep.  I thought that was pretty weird.  I don’t know.  Maybe it wanted a beer.  It’s been cold out here for a while now.  I’d imagine the Yeti around here would like a warm house like mine to live in.  I’d welcome them in anytime!”

Mr. Jones is going to submit his evidence to the Yeti Research Institute immediately as he is sure he has absolutely proof that a Yeti visited his home.

What do you think?