Even tho you’re on the right track, you may be going the wrong direction. –Bob Dylan
Moorhead, MN – Police report that a man was hit by a train in Moorhead early this morning.
Officer Tarin Starck believes that 1. either the man did not know where he was walking, or 2. he knew but did not know a train was coming, or 3. he knew but thought he could jump out of the way, or 4. he for some reason could not jump from the tracks at the last minute, or 5. he had no plans to jump out of the way in the first place.
Luckily the man who was hit by a train in Moorhead is reported to be in stable condition while recovering nicely at the county morgue.
Ironically, all the letters in Tarin Starck can be re-arranged to spell: Train Tracks!
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