American Thunderball Federation Holding Open Tryouts In Fargo

March 28th, 2016 | by Nick
The following is a paid advertisement for the American Thunderball Federation™
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It’s not a game…it’s a way of life.

 

IS D-LEAGUE SOFTBALL NOT MEAN ENOUGH FOR YOU? DID SAND VOLLEYBALL LEAGUE KICK YOU OUT FOR DOMINATING TOO HARD? DID YOU LOOK IN THE MIRROR THIS MORNING AND SEE AN UNBEATABLE SUPERGOD? THEN, DAMMIT, PLAY PRO THUNDERBALL!

THE MINNEAPOLIS-ST. PAUL BLUES EXPLOSION ? OF THE AMERICAN THUNDERBALL FEDERATION™ IS LOOKING FOR PLAYERS. ARE YOU A MEGAMAN? A KING BOSS? A FERAL ALPHA DOG? COME TO TRYOUTS AND PROVE IT!

ANDERSON SOFTBALL COMPLEX IN FARGO WILL HOST THE MAYHEM! ATF™ REPS WILL BE ON SITE TO SEE IF YOU HAVE WHAT IT TAKES TO SURVIVE ON A THUNDERBALL FIELD.

NEVER HEARD OF PRO THUNDERBALL? PATHETIC! WHY DON’T YOU LOOK AT OUR SITE, THEN TAKE IN SOME ACTUAL GAME FOOTAGE!

OFFICIAL SITE: Pro Thunderball

RAW ACTION COVERAGE:

 

BRING NOTHING BUT A BRASS SET AND LEAVE YOUR FEARS IN THE TOILET. THIS SPORT ISN’T FOR THE WEAK. PREPARE TO DO BATTLE AGAINST OTHER HOPEFULS FOR A SHOT AT SUPER-STARDOM.

WHEN: June 23 & 24

WHERE: ANDERSON SOFTBALL COMPLEX

WHY: BECAUSE THUNDERBALL

REPS WILL BE THERE ALL DAY BOTH DAYS. SHOW UP, TEAR IT UP, THROW UP.  THUNDERBALL.


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Interstrapolating condectistic devariance via opentasmic protensive mindopathy.