Baby Sussex, The Future King Of England, Shall Be Called Jughead (Forsythe Pendleton Jones Of Windsor Castle)

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And he shall be called: Jughead! (short for: Forsythe Pendleton Jones George Harrison Mountbatten Lord Of Windsor Castle)

Windsor Castle, England – The High Duke and High Duchess Of Sussex finally announced the official name of their young bundle of joy: Forsythe Pendleton Jones George Harrison Mountbatten Lord Of Windsor Castle, but for short, they will just call him Jughead.

Prince Harry Potter and Mum Meghan Markle swaddled their dear Jughead Of Sussex in the softest wool blanket made from the finest Merino sheep which were fed only the sweetest clover grown within a temperature range between 5° and 22° C.

Mum Meghan about Baby Jughead: “It’s just so preciously magical how sweet his temperament is despite all his royal duties.”

Prince Hairy: “Jughead keeps changing hour by hour. We’ve already had to get him a new smartphone since he outgrew his first one.”

After proclaiming Jughead’s name, the proud couple took their young Lord Jughead off to drool on the Queen Of England and the Duke of Edinburgh, before starting his rigorous polo lessons.

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Contributing writer since January, 2013. I've been described by myself as a piano-playing omnivore who hates typos but loves chocolate milk in his coffee. As a Life Coach, some lessons I like to pass onto others are: 1. don't stare at strangers, especially in jail, 2. don't leave fun to find fun, 3. never pet a burning dog, 4. don't eat more than you can lift, and 5. when in doubt, jot it down. Click on any picture in my posts to see them in their full glory. All have been tweaked with either PicMonkey.com or Pixlr.com/Express or Lunapic.com :o)