Baby Sussex, The Future King Of England, Shall Be Called Jughead (Forsythe Pendleton Jones Of Windsor Castle)

May 9th, 2019 | by Johnnny

And he shall be called: Jughead! (short for: Forsythe Pendleton Jones George Harrison Mountbatten Lord Of Windsor Castle)

Windsor Castle, England – The High Duke and High Duchess Of Sussex finally announced the official name of their young bundle of joy: Forsythe Pendleton Jones George Harrison Mountbatten Lord Of Windsor Castle, but for short, they will just call him Jughead.

Prince Harry Potter and Mum Meghan Markle swaddled their dear Jughead Of Sussex in the softest wool blanket made from the finest Merino sheep which were fed only the sweetest clover grown within a temperature range between 5° and 22° C.

Mum Meghan about Baby Jughead: “It’s just so preciously magical how sweet his temperament is despite all his royal duties.”

Prince Hairy: “Jughead keeps changing hour by hour. We’ve already had to get him a new smartphone since he outgrew his first one.”

After proclaiming Jughead’s name, the proud couple took their young Lord Jughead off to drool on the Queen Of England and the Duke of Edinburgh, before starting his rigorous polo lessons.


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