NDSU Hires Hairy Potter As Professor Of Spells And Incantations

June 12th, 2016 | by Johnnny
NDSU's Professor Hairy Potter

NDSU’s Professor Hairy Potter

Fargo, ND – The FM Observer has confirmed while drinking from the grapevine that Hairy Potter has been hired by NDSU to be the school’s first-ever Professor of Spells and Incantations.

FMO: How did you decide to take this teaching job at NDSU?

Professor Potter: Well, I’ve always herd such wonderful things about NDSU and all the great people here, and now with my film career behind me, I decided it was time to get a real job.

FMO: Do you think a lot of students will want to learn about Spells and Incantations from you?

Professor Potter: We’ve already gotten a lot of interest expressed for my S&I classes. Once the students get a taste for all that I have to teach them, these classes will be standing room only.

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