New Tax On Christmas Trees To Go Directly To Obama Retirement Fund

December 3rd, 2015 | by Johnnny
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Double the cost = Double the joy

Christmas, FL – It’s about that time of year again to go buy a Christmas tree for your ho-ho-home.

Most of Santa’s helpers will be purchasing a real tree, that died for your sins.

Others will be bringing home an artificial tree made from unknown toxic chemicals in some polluted Chinese factory.

Either way, expect the final cost of your Christmas tree to be doubled thanks to President Obama’s new Christmas Tree Tax.

Here’s how it works: Let’s say for example, a Christmas tree that normally would have cost $50 will now only cost you $100.

In the name of Climate Change, this latest White House executive order will provide President Obama and his family a nice, much-needed, and much-deserved, Christmas bonus.


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