This week’s Terrible Song Lyrics of The Week go to Miley Cyrus and her song We Can’t Stop.  “We Can’t Stop” is off her fourth studio album Bangerz (2013). It was released on June 3, 2013 by RCA Record.

Alright, i’ll start off with the first chorus.

“It’s our party we can do what we want
It’s our party we can say what we want
It’s our party we can love who we want
We can kiss who we want
We can see who we want (2x)”

Something must have happened to a party hosted by Miley Cyrus before for her to be so defensive about her party.  She keeps stating they can ‘do what they want.’

“Red cups and sweaty bodies everywhere
Hands in the air like we don’t care
Cause we came to have so much fun now
Bet somebody here might get some now”

If there are sweaty bodies everywhere, I’m betting NOBODY is going to get some.  Gross.

“If you’re not ready to go home
Can I get a hell no
Cause we gonna go all night
Till we see the sunlight alright”

I’m suspecting she might have some meth or coke at the party as they are going to stay up until sunlight.

“So la da di da di, we like to party
Dancing with Miley
Doing whatever we want
This is our house
This is our rules
And we can’t stop
And we won’t stop
Can’t you see it’s we who own the night
Can’t you see it we who bout’ that life
And we can’t stop
And we won’t stop
We run things, Things don’t run we
We don’t take nothing from nobody”

This is where the party dives into bad things happening.  They ‘can’t stop.’  This is serious issue.  Again, probably meth or coke is involved here.

More chorus

“It’s our party we can do what we want
It’s our party we can say what we want
It’s our party we can love who we want
We can kiss who we want
We can see who we want”

“To my home girls here with the big butt
Shaking it like we at a strip club
Remember only God can judge ya
Forget the haters cause somebody loves ya
And everyone in line in the bathroom
Trying to get a line in the bathroom
We all so turned up here
Getting turned up, yeah, yeah”

Aha! My suspicions are correct.  Everyone is in line in the bathroom trying to actually GET a line.  Busted.

More chorus.  This song has two choruses if you haven’t noticed yet because ya know, one isn’t enough.

“So la da di da di, we like to party
Dancing with Miley
Doing whatever we want
This is our house
This is our rules
And we can’t stop
And we won’t stop
Can’t you see it’s we who own the night
Can’t you see it we who bout’ that life
And we can’t stop
And we won’t stop
We run things
Things don’t run we
We don’t take nothing from nobody”

More chorus ….zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

“It’s our party we can do what we want
It’s our party we can say what we want
It’s our party we can love who we want
We can kiss who we want
We can see who we want”

It’s our party we can do what we want to
It’s our house we can love who we want to
It’s our song we can sing if we want to
It’s my mouth I can say what I want to
Yea, Yea, Yeah”

Finally we will end it with what?  MORE CHORUS OF COURSE!

“And we can’t stop
And we won’t stop
Can’t you see it’s we who own the night
Can’t you see it we who bout’ that life
And we can’t stop
And we won’t stop
We run things
Things don’t run we
We don’t take nothing from nobody
Yea, Yea, Yea”

Here is the video to this terrible song.  You know a song will be a pop hit when it has two or more choruses.  Two or more choruses automatically equals utter shit.