Fargo, ND – The FM Observer has confirmed while drinking from the grapevine that Hairy Potter has been hired by NDSU to be the school’s first-ever Professor of Spells and Incantations.
FMO: How did you decide to take this teaching job at NDSU?
Professor Potter: Well, I’ve always herd such wonderful things about NDSU and all the great people here, and now with my film career behind me, I decided it was time to get a real job.
FMO: Do you think a lot of students will want to learn about Spells and Incantations from you?
Professor Potter: We’ve already gotten a lot of interest expressed for my S&I classes. Once the students get a taste for all that I have to teach them, these classes will be standing room only.