Babu is now the richest baboon in the land.
Horace, ND – A resident baboon who’s been living with some distant relatives has apparently done what no other monkey has ever done.
Babu, an eleven year old baboon, took an online stock trading account which had been seeded by his uncle-in-law with $5.00 and somehow turned it into $34,000,000 in less than twelve months.
The monkey’s uncle admitted that he had no idea Babu had the computer skills or the stock trading knowledge to do anything meaningful with the online account.
Astoundingly, Babu also had cleverly switched the stock account over to a Roth IRA, thus making the entire $34,000,000 free from any tax liability.
FYI: Babu is single, loves to peruse the Wall Street Journal, enjoys playing board games, going on long walks by the river, and later sharing sips of a large banana daiquiri with a special friend.
Say hello to our new CEO!
West Fargo, ND – Your FM Observer is very excited to announce that we have just hired a new CEO to run our company.
Dr. Papi Rafiki comes highly recommended to us from the Red River Zoo.
Papi, as he likes to be called, has been hired to “right the ship“, if you will, and get us “back on track“ toward the direction of our future.
Dr. Rafiki believes, as do we, that the FM Observer was put on the Internet by a higher power and that it is our destiny to provide trusted news for all people of Planet Earth.
You are invited to an open house at our corporate headquarters for a Meet & Greet with Dr. Rafiki.
Papi would personally like to meet you and hear your ideas for and concerns about the FM Observer as we move forward together, with our new CEO at the helm. Welcome to Dr. Papi Rafiki! :0)