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Society Beginning To Show Signs Of Early Dementia Along With Schizophrenia And Bipolarism

Earth, Milky Way – Social experts are now in unanimous agreement that global society in general is showing all the telltale signs of madness. Dr. Gamela Dowling explains that all the signs are present to evidence the fact...

New Test For Dementia Is Highly Conclusive

Crazy Horse, SD – There is now a new and very simple test for determining pre-dementia as well as full-blown dementia. This test which was scientifically developed by the Dementia Interrogative Program (DIP) is highly...

Rolling Stones Latest New Hit: Sympathy For Dementia

Devils Tower, WY – The forever Rolling Stones have once again put forth another song for the ages, or in this case, a song for the aging. Sympathy For Dementia is their latest new hit song and for many baby boomers who are...

Missing Cat Found Wrapped Up Under Tree

Fargo, ND – After their dear sweet cat went missing for two days, the Dumstone family desperately dialed 9-1-1. Specially trained canine units were brought in to hopefully sniff out the lost feline. It turns out that Felix...