April 5th, 2016 | by
Johnnny Washington, DC – Not to be outdone by Governor Jerry Brown in California, President Obama just signed into law via another Executive Order, a new law which mandates that all 57 states increase their minimum wage to $30 per...
December 3rd, 2015 | by
Johnnny Christmas, FL – It’s about that time of year again to go buy a Christmas tree for your ho-ho-home. Most of Santa’s helpers will be purchasing a real tree, that died for your sins. Others will be bringing home an...
October 9th, 2015 | by
Johnnny Framingham, MA – Bose has been named the next Speaker of the House. With the power vacuum left by resigning John Boehner and now unfilled by indecisive Republicans, President Obama has used his growing Executive Action...
September 23rd, 2015 | by
Johnnny Washington, DC – After spending a busy day visiting with everyone from top Catholic bishops down to some lowly pawns and paupers, Pope Francis was challenged by President Obama to a friendly round of golf by way of a short...
May 28th, 2013 | by
Johnnny Arlington, VA – After addressing the nation during a somber Memorial Day service at Arlington National Cemetery, the ever-popular President Obama was jumped by a crazed, young Tea Party organizer. Parker Cornell, of Hubert,...
