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“Days Of Our Lives” Soap Opera Being Replaced By Another Called “Endless Impeachment”

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Endless Impeachment will now be taking the place of Days of Our Lives

Washington, DC – Sadly, the long-running soap opera Days Of Our Lives which began in 1965 will soon be terminating due to lack of interest.

However, in its place will be another long-running soap opera called Endless Impeachment which does not suffer from a lack of interest.

Unlike Days Of Our Lives which was an hour-long show just on week days, Endless Impeachment will run 24 hours a day, seven days a week.

President Trump tweeted that he is looking forward to watching Endless Impeachment when he isn’t busy golfing, but thinks the show should instead be called Creatures From The Swamp!

After Trump Converts To Mormonism, He Plans To Add Another First Lady

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The awkward moment when the First Lady learned she might play Second Fiddle.

Washington, DC – It has somehow been leaked that President Trump may soon use an executive order to add another First Lady to the White House after his anticipated upcoming conversion from Presbyterian to Mormonism.

Now we know what all the meetings with Mitt Romney were about. Mormons allow polygamy which would fly in the face of conventional past presidential protocol but President Trump has already been full of surprises.

Many suspect that this may be why First Lady Melania Trump has indicated that she will continue living in Trump Tower so that Donald’s additional wife (or wives) can call the White House home and thus reduce the chances of any cat fights (which would actually make for great ratings on the new White House reality show).

Sunday morning pundits are already wondering if a president’s second wife would be called Second Lady or perhaps First Lady 2.0, and so on, and so forth.

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Fargo Reality Show Details Revealed

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apply now reality show fargoFargo, ND – A local promotional company is looking for reality show contestants.  It has been revealed that the contestants will be competing to be Taylor Swift’s next boyfriend.  The winner will also be entitled to any proceeds Taylor Swift makes from any songs she makes of their future break up.

Most people out of the state wouldn’t even know where Fargo was on the map.  It’s most notable mention was the movie ‘Fargo’ which wasn’t even filmed in Fargo.  However, that doesn’t matter to a casting company out of Los Angeles.  They think Fargo, North Dakota would be a great city to host a reality show involving Taylor Swift.

It has been revealed that the the casting company is looking for reality show contestants to compete to be Taylor Swift’s next boyfriend.  Due to lack of interest in other cities, the company thinks Fargo may be the ticket.

“We couldn’t find anyone interested in dating Taylor Swift in 15 other cities so we are hoping Fargo, ND is the last stop for us to try and find interested applicants.”

The company says it already has received hundreds of applications and plans to advertise in the local newspaper and radio next week to hopefully get even more applications.

The winner will officially become Taylor Swift’s boyfriend as well as receive royalty money on any songs Taylor Swift makes of them when they eventually break up.