Raise your beer pitcher and let’s toast to binge drinking in all suite seats!
Fargo, ND – The Good News: The decision has been made to finally allow binge drinking during Bison football games.
The Bad News: Binge drinking will only be allowed in suites. So, if you’re not in a suite, all your drinking will have to be drunk during the tailing gating party in the parking lot prior to entering the Fargodome.
The Other Good News: The entire Fargodome has now been zoned as one giant “suite”, so no matter where you are, binge drinking will not only be allowed, but encouraged.
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