Connor Kenway of Assassin’s Creed III Is A Compulsive Masturbator

May 7th, 2013 | by Bill Burns

Proof that Connor Kenway of Azssassins’ Creed III likes to rub one out at inappropriate times. Get a room Connor Kenway.


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Bill grew up in one of the largest cities in the United States, Maza, North Dakota. Being a cow milker by trade, it was only after stroking thousands upon thousands of cow nipples was he able to save up enough money and move to Fargo, ND. It was here that he joined FM Observer. In his free time he enjoys carving rocking horses out of wood, healing the sick, and running marathons across oceans.