If you haven’t read Part I, then you should because it is very educational. Below are more questions everyone should consider asking before joining a religion.
Are there mermaids?
Will peppers be readily available in the afterlife?
And television? Free access? Wifi?
During congregation, must I wash my hands after the bathroom?
If I choose to follow, how long do I have to follow for?
If there is a paradise, who tends the garden?
Is there any stoning? Stoning sounds fun. I mean awful. It’s just awful.
What is considered ‘sex’?
Can I dress like a ninja? All day?
Can I participate in a sacrificial killing at least once per day?
Are there any kind of spells or such things?
Are there any kind of special dances I must do?
Can I use donation money for personal use?
Will animal cookies still exist after I die?
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