Should Fargo Turn Its Telephone Booths Into Hyperbaric Chambers?

Streetside hyperbaric prototype

Fargo, ND—As our nation continues the technological migration toward hand-held cellular communication, cities around the country are getting creative with ways to repurpose their now-useless phone booths.

The FM Observer is left to wonder: What if Fargo put some of that taxpayer money towards a little oxygen therapy? Should Fargo turn its talkboxes into hyperbaric chambers that its citizens can use to replenish their O² levels at roughly 4.4 PSI above the Earth’s atmospheric pressure? Obviously!

Should city leaders construct an oxygen rejuvenation station where that rusty old payphone used to be? We think so. We feel like Fargoans could benefit from easy access to Hyperbaric Oxygen Therapy (HBOT) by way of self-contained coin-operated compression chambers.

Would you approve such a measure? Could you see yourself inside a Broadway sidewalk HBOT prototype jolting spastically from a hyperoxic seizure? Let us know in the comments!