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Bose Named Next Speaker Of The House

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Say hello to the next Speaker of the House!

Framingham, MA – Bose has been named the next Speaker of the House.

With the power vacuum left by resigning John Boehner and now unfilled by indecisive Republicans, President Obama has used his growing Executive Action Authority to name Bose as the next Speaker of the House.

Democratics agree that Bose is the¬†best and logical choice for Speaker of the House and praise President Obama’s wisdom and leadership during these difficult and unchartered times.

As Speaker of the House, Bose will be second in line to become president, after Vice President Biden.

Despite the fact that Bose is a privately held company, its stock value tripled on the news that Bose is the next Speaker of the House.