July 23rd, 2014 | by
Johnnny Fargo, ND – Apparently Paul McCartney enjoyed playing his music in Fargo so much, that he’s coming back for an encore concert. “Yah, I really got a kick out of Fargo, so we decided to do it again, yah...
July 19th, 2014 | by
Johnnny Detroit Lakes, MN – The drunkenly popular WE Fest celebration of country music at the Soo Pass Ranch has been cancelled for 2014 due to serious health concerns. The annual outdoor music festival was scheduled for August...
June 28th, 2014 | by
Bill Burns First of all, that’s not a glitch in your web browser title. That’s just how original mr. dolla sign is. Replacing the S with a $ symbol. So very clever. Never seen that before. Alright, now to the terrible...
June 17th, 2014 | by
Nick “It’s only after we’ve done everything that we’re free to do anything” was what Tyler Durden said in the movie Fight Club (or something like that–I may have slightly butchered the quote). That...
May 30th, 2014 | by
Johnnny Fargo, ND – Whether you’re a faithful fan of Star Trek or not, everyone can get excited about an upcoming visit to Fargo by a famous legendary icon. The starship USS Enterprise (NCC-1701) is scheduled to come to Fargo...
May 26th, 2014 | by
Johnnny Joggins, Nova Scotia – Archie Blackburn set out 22 years ago to jog around the entire world. He had jotted this goal down on a bar napkin after a few margaritas and then decided to really do it. The next day, when he began...
May 22nd, 2014 | by
Johnnny Moorhead, MN – A new recent archaeological finding shows that cavemen played the Bean Bag Toss game. This ever-popular game is also called CornHole since bags of corn were used by cavemen during times of abundant harvest to...
May 12th, 2014 | by
Johnnny As promised, it is time once again for another FM Observer Photo Caption Contest! It’s time to put on your thinking caps and brainstorm your best captions to go with this picture. There is no limit to the number of entries...
April 28th, 2014 | by
Kitz Fargo, ND – When a disagreement over how her groceries were being bagged escalated into a screaming brawl, Wanda Tite found herself in handcuffs. Charged with public disturbance, harassment and assault, the mother of three...
April 27th, 2014 | by
Johnnny Fedhaven, FL – The Federal Bureau of Prisons is under fire for making some of their newest prisons “too comfortable”. A few congressional critics are wondering how the so-called “country club...
