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Court Artist Accused Of Drawing-Under-The-Influence At Cohen/Daniels Court Hearing

New York, NY – The artist chosen to do sketches at the Stormy Daniels/Michael Cohen court hearing has been accused of DUI (Drawing Under The Influence). Just as many famous artists have successfully used drugs to embellish...

Fargo Facebook Families Fatally Fear Fifty Foot Fast Flood Forecast

Fargo, ND – With the forecast calling for quick climate change from global cooling to global warming, many who fought The Big Flood zactly 20 years are starting to squirm any time the words “sand” or...

Federal ‘Affordable Cheese Act’ Providing Free Cheese From US Government

Cheesetown, Pennsylvania – In its infinite wisdom, the U.S. Government is now offering free cheese to almost anyone willing and able to eat it. The Affordable Cheese Act was passed by Congress in the dead of night so that...

Feral Rabbits Being Readied To Secure Southern Border

Rabbit, Texas – The president has announced executive orders which will result in special teams of feral rabbits soon being dispatched to the southern U.S. border. This will be part of an overall coordinated federal ground...

Critics Argue Federal Prisons Too Comfortable

Fedhaven, FL – The Federal Bureau of Prisons is under fire for making some of their newest prisons “too comfortable”. A few congressional critics are wondering how the so-called “country club...