NCAA Football

Thousands of NDSU Fans Lost In Frisco Texas
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Thousands of NDSU Fans Lost In Frisco Texas

January 4th, 2013 | by Bill Burns
Fargo, ND – On the horizon lays North Dakota State’s attempt at an FCS championship three-peat. Thousands of Bison fans have flocked to Frisco Texas the past few days via trains, plains, automobiles, boats,...
Cat Receiving Monthly Social Security Checks
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Cat Receiving Monthly Social Security Checks

January 3rd, 2013 | by Johnnny
Missoula, MT – Cat owner was “surprised as hell” when her young cat started receiving a monthly social security check. What started out as an apparent system glitch has compounded itself into some nice...
Young Local Chess Master Has Big Plans
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Young Local Chess Master Has Big Plans

January 2nd, 2013 | by Johnnny
Fargo, ND – A young local chess prodigy wants all home-schooled children to form teams. Cooper Sterling has been a chess master since age six. He claims that being home-schooled really allowed him to excel in areas of...
Terrible Song Lyrics of The Week – Flo Rida (I Cry) – 01/06/2013
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Terrible Song Lyrics of The Week – Flo Rida (I Cry) – 01/06/2013

December 30th, 2012 | by Bill Burns
This isn’t the first time I’ve read some song lyrics and it left me completely speechless, confused, and scared at the same time. This weeks Terrible Song Lyrics of The Week are from the Artist named Flo Rida (because...
Official FM Observer Pimp Cup
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Official FM Observer Pimp Cup

December 30th, 2012 | by Bill Burns
Ladies and gentlemen, lay your eyes on the official FM Observer Pimp Cup.  It’s a cup.  It’s a shaker.  It’s even a flashlight.  If you run out of bullets, use the ones that are fashioned around the base of...
Death Metal Band Name Ideas #2
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Death Metal Band Name Ideas #2

December 29th, 2012 | by Bill Burns
My first post of death metal band name ideas was so helpful, I’m providing my services yet again.  Below is post #2 of death metal band name ideas.  Again, please thank Bill Burns or the FM Observer if you use any of the...
Man Proposes To Girlfriend at The Northern. Proceed To Eat Dinner By Ordering Some Fried Chicken.
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Man Proposes To Girlfriend at The Northern. Proceed To Eat Dinner By Ordering Some Fried Chicken.

December 28th, 2012 | by Bill Burns
Fargo, ND – The magic of love and commitment can be had anywhere.  That anywhere happened to be the Northern Gentlemen’s club located in Fargo, North Dakota this past Thursday. Amongst the smell of fish, piss,...
NFL players breathe sigh of relief after not making Pro Bowl
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NFL players breathe sigh of relief after not making Pro Bowl

December 27th, 2012 | by Nick
New York, NY – The National Football League Pro Bowl roster was announced recently, and much to the relief of many players around the league, they were not included. The Pro Bowl has become an inconvenience of sorts for NFL...
Crappy Christmas gift return lines already forming outside Wal Mart
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Crappy Christmas gift return lines already forming outside Wal Mart

December 25th, 2012 | by Nick
Fargo, ND – Not even a handful of hours after Aunt Edna gave you that putrid, two-sizes-too-small sweater for Christmas, you are ready to return it for cash. Why didn’t you just take that money right out of...