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Amanda Smock Having A Hard Time Finding A Job After Recent News Coverage
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Amanda Smock Having A Hard Time Finding A Job After Recent News Coverage

July 2nd, 2012 | by Bill Burns
Fargo, ND – Former North Dakota State University Amanda Smock won the triple jump at the U.S. Olympic Trials last Monday, June 25th. This great achievement has produced North Dakota State’s first United States...
West Fargo Police Searching For Elusive Asian Nudist
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West Fargo Police Searching For Elusive Asian Nudist

June 14th, 2012 | by Bill Burns
West Fargo, ND – One small Asian man is causing quite the ruckus in our growing city of West Fargo, North Dakota and people have started to call the police. The West Fargo Police Department have stated that they are looking...
Naked Young Bird Found Dazed and Confused
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Naked Young Bird Found Dazed and Confused

June 8th, 2012 | by Bill Burns
West Fargo, ND – Junior, a young bird from West Fargo, was seen this afternoon looking dazed and confused, lost, and completely wrecked.  He was also not wearing any clothes. I tried to talk to him but it was no use.  He...
North Dakota declines offer to secede from America & join Canada
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North Dakota declines offer to secede from America & join Canada

May 14th, 2012 | by Nick
North Dakota, USA – In what many in the geography community have called a desperate attempt at coolness, Canada, our gracious neighbors to the north, made a pitiful request to the USA to secede North Dakota & add it to...
North Dakota county hopes somebody will run for prosecutor
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North Dakota county hopes somebody will run for prosecutor

April 12th, 2012 | by Nick
Cavalier, ND – Pembina county is in need of a lead prosecuting attorney. Amidst political controversy that forced the last county prosecutor out of office, the position has been left vacant for the past couple months. This...
Cone Monster signals Construction season has arrived in North Dakota
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Cone Monster signals Construction season has arrived in North Dakota

April 3rd, 2012 | by Nick
Fargo, ND – The dawn of spring is upon us in North Dakota. This is a welcome change to the region, but with one humongous downside: ROAD CONSTRUCTION. The ugly orange beast is making his presence felt in a major way this...
North Dakota Senators Tired of Being Overlooked
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North Dakota Senators Tired of Being Overlooked

March 29th, 2012 | by Nick
Washington, DC – Muffled discussion can be heard from inside a capitol building janitorial closet by members of the senate as they stroll by. You see, this is where the North Dakota representatives of the United States...
Cuts are coming to North Dakota State University.  Dean Bresciani Faces Tough Decisions.
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Cuts are coming to North Dakota State University. Dean Bresciani Faces Tough Decisions.

March 27th, 2012 | by Bill Burns
Fargo, ND – North Dakota State University Head Mafia Boss President Dean Bresciani is facing very VERY tough decisions these days.  This comes after the State Board Of Higher Education denied a request for a half-percent...