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North Dakota to propose changing state name to FUN DAKOTA
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North Dakota to propose changing state name to FUN DAKOTA

January 30th, 2013 | by Nick
Fargo, ND – Here we go again. It’s the time of the year in which our great state fights the never-ending battle with boredom and exclusion. The time of year when a sheer blanket of cold will envelop our region,...
Hundreds of Cars Said, “FUCK THIS SHIT” This Morning Leaving People With No Transportation
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Hundreds of Cars Said, “FUCK THIS SHIT” This Morning Leaving People With No Transportation

January 21st, 2013 | by Bill Burns
Fargo, ND – If Mondays were not bad enough, throw in some cold air and wind and you just stepped into the worst place on earth: Fargo. Forecasts last week that ranged from ‘God damn it’s cold’ to...
Bill Burns Defends Fargo From Storm Gandolf.  His Story.
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Bill Burns Defends Fargo From Storm Gandolf. His Story.

January 17th, 2013 | by Bill Burns
Fargo, ND – Storm Gandolf, according to the media, was supposed to be a storm apocalypse.  Those two words “storm apocalypse’ are what sprung me into action.  I wasn’t going to sit by and watch my fellow...
Man Proposes To Girlfriend at The Northern. Proceed To Eat Dinner By Ordering Some Fried Chicken.
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Man Proposes To Girlfriend at The Northern. Proceed To Eat Dinner By Ordering Some Fried Chicken.

December 28th, 2012 | by Bill Burns
Fargo, ND – The magic of love and commitment can be had anywhere.  That anywhere happened to be the Northern Gentlemen’s club located in Fargo, North Dakota this past Thursday. Amongst the smell of fish, piss,...
List: Top 10 Things to Do In Fargo During Winter
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List: Top 10 Things to Do In Fargo During Winter

November 1st, 2012 | by Nick
Fargo, ND – Guess what? Acutally, don’t bother guessing. We all know because we all dread it. That’s right–winter’s here! You can literally feel your guts seize up each time you step outside. Temps...
Topless PETA mermaids protest fish murder
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Topless PETA mermaids protest fish murder

September 27th, 2012 | by Nick
Fargo, ND – This afternoon in downtown Fargo, two fearless PETA ladies dressed up as mermaids in the name of fish preservation. The Observer is glad to know that the dead geographical center of the North American continent...
Hobo President Frank Donovan Kicks Off Re-election Campaign
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Hobo President Frank Donovan Kicks Off Re-election Campaign

September 10th, 2012 | by Nick
Fargo, ND – The Commander-In-Chief of Fargo’s underground homeless community is making a strong push for re-election this November. Frank Donovan, or “Hobo Frank” as he is more affectionately known, is...
ANCHORMAN-Style Brawl Erupts in Motel 6 Parking Lot
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ANCHORMAN-Style Brawl Erupts in Motel 6 Parking Lot

August 30th, 2012 | by Nick
Fargo, ND – Taking inspiration from the 3 wise men (Jim, Jack, Jose) and the movie Anchorman (in which news teams do battle with weapons in a back-alley), a handful of drunks at the Motel 6 in Fargo went at it last night in...
Hole In Ground Available For Rent In Fargo
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Hole In Ground Available For Rent In Fargo

July 16th, 2012 | by Nick
Fargo, ND – A property management company has decided to get innovative and cutting edge with their leasing options. An apartment complex on 9th Avenue Circle in Fargo has completely filled vacancy inside the actual...
Tomato Plant Bombs Causing Fear of Terrorist Activity
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Tomato Plant Bombs Causing Fear of Terrorist Activity

July 5th, 2012 | by Nick
Fargo, ND – The recent string of tomato plant bombs in the downtown Fargo area has certain business patrons and residents on high alert. These tomato plant buckets have been popping up in random locations on sidewalks...