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Scientists Discover A Gate to Hell In Fargo North Dakota
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Scientists Discover A Gate to Hell In Fargo North Dakota

September 13th, 2013 | by Cody Marthaller
In breaking news, scientists have literally discovered a gate to hell. This fiery hole of death was found right here in a farm field north of Fargo, North Dakota.  The farmer who farms the land was doing his regular gallop to...
New Police Video.  NDSU linebacker Travis Beck Had Dirty Hands.
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New Police Video. NDSU linebacker Travis Beck Had Dirty Hands.

June 14th, 2013 | by Bill Burns
Fargo, ND – North Dakota State University star linebacker Travis Beck has been all over the news lately.  He recently had his aggravated assault charge dropped but a new video has surfaced. Police have obtained the...
Jim Briton Is The Best Bathroom Swordsman in Fargo-Moorhead
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Jim Briton Is The Best Bathroom Swordsman in Fargo-Moorhead

June 4th, 2013 | by Bill Burns
Fargo, ND – Bathroom sports are a daily thing and Jim Briton is the best of it all. Years and years ago, Jim Briton was too young to play bathroom swords with all the other folks.  But after growing up and practicing on...
Local Middle Aged Man Just Stops Giving A Fuck
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Local Middle Aged Man Just Stops Giving A Fuck

May 31st, 2013 | by Bill Burns
Fargo, ND – “Hi, I’d like to buy a pair of fucks, please.” “Sorry. Fresh out, bitch.” A local middle aged Fargo man has been found to have stopped giving a fuck.  The reason behind such a...
Summer Fashion Tips
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Summer Fashion Tips

May 21st, 2013 | by Cody Marthaller
Fargo, ND – Summer is right around the corner.  Are you aware of what you wear?  Do you know what’s ‘IN’ as far as fashion goes?  Follow these summer fashion tips and you will feel too cool for school....
Gary Clark To Be On The Next Season Of Dancing With The Stars
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Gary Clark To Be On The Next Season Of Dancing With The Stars

May 9th, 2013 | by Cody Marthaller
West Fargo, ND – In October 2012, Gary Clark made the decision to follow his heart and stepped down as the West Fargo High School principal to pursue his river dancing career. Read the story here. Since then, Gary Clark has...
Bismarck KFYR News Anchor Swears On Air
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Bismarck KFYR News Anchor Swears On Air

April 22nd, 2013 | by Cody Marthaller
  A.J Clemente and Van Tieu were reading the news when A.J Clemente lets out a nervous ‘fucking shit’ before his turn is up to read the news.  Pretty hilarious. Apparently AJ was suspended for this.  You may...
The Cities of Fargo, West Fargo, and Moorhead All Hate You
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The Cities of Fargo, West Fargo, and Moorhead All Hate You

April 2nd, 2013 | by Cody Marthaller
As I was driving around in my car today it came to my attention that the cities of Fargo, West Fargo, and Moorhead hate everyone and want to punish you with potholes to death. Why they would want to punish us or my car is...
Hundreds of Missing Fargo Residents Found
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Hundreds of Missing Fargo Residents Found

March 23rd, 2013 | by Cody Marthaller
Fargo, ND – It’s been a very cold and depressing winter season this year. This has left hundreds of out-of-state family members worried as they haven’t heard from their loves ones who live in the Fargo tundra...
New North Dakota License Plate Ideas
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New North Dakota License Plate Ideas

February 17th, 2013 | by Nick
Fargo, ND – There has been much deliberation regarding efforts to project a new state image after a proposal to change the state name was shot down. Now, state legislators are batting around an idea to try redesigning the...