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Corona Virus Now Treatable With Extra Lime

Use two limes to protect yourself against the deadly Corona Virus.

Corona, SD – With another disease heading our way from China, our very own Dr. Orvin Caruso who lives and works in Corona, South Dakota is already well ahead of this new and potentially deadly virus.

Dr. Caruso first points out that the Corona Virus is a meat-eating virus since the letters in πŸ…²πŸ…ΎπŸ†πŸ…ΎπŸ…½πŸ…° πŸ†…πŸ…ΈπŸ†πŸ†„πŸ†‚ can be quickly mutated into spelling: πŸ…²πŸ…°πŸ†πŸ…½πŸ…ΈπŸ†…πŸ…ΎπŸ†πŸ…ΎπŸ†„πŸ†‚

Orv goes on to explain that since we now know that the πŸ…²πŸ…ΎπŸ†πŸ…ΎπŸ…½πŸ…° πŸ†…πŸ…ΈπŸ†πŸ†„πŸ†‚ is of the πŸ…²πŸ…°πŸ†πŸ…½πŸ…ΈπŸ†…πŸ…ΎπŸ†πŸ…ΎπŸ†„πŸ†‚ type, its spreading can be effectively quelled by using an extra lime with your Corona, like pirates did to prevent scurvy.

“Instead of one lime, simply use two,” Dr. Caruso spells out, as if we’re all back in first grade.

Amazingly, all of the letters in “Orvin Caruso” can be mutated into spelling: Corona Virus!