New York, NY – The next president of the United States wants to thank you in advance for your vote by dropping $100 bills from the sky.
If you live in a key battleground state, expect to see Donald Trump’s plane doing a low slow fly-over while personally emptying bags of cash over your neighborhood.
President Donald Trump: “I am very, very rich and want to do this to begin to make America great again.”
When asked if this is just a blatant attempt to buy votes, Mr. Trump responded: “You must be having a bad day. Based on your loser question, you obviously are wearing those glasses just to try to make you look smart, and you certainly do not understand how trickle down economics works in the real world. Even though you don’t work for me, YOU’RE FIRED!”
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