Fargo, ND – Scientists have discovered a family of Sea Monkeys living in the Red River near downtown Fargo.
Sea Monkeys were recently moved off of the endangered species list. These cute little suckers are now considered critically endangered and thus are a very protected species of living creatures.
The Environmental Protection Agency has declared that Fargo can no longer use the Red River as its source of drinking water, effective immediately.
Fargo is now scrambling to find alternative sources of water.
Some possible ideas proposed by Fargo leaders include: Devil’s Lake, Sam’s Club, or buying dehydrated water off of the internet.
If you have any ideas that could possibly help, please do not hesitate to contact the Fargo City Commission immediately.
In the meantime, Fargo’s rare family of lovable little Sea Monkeys can be seen playing in and around the Red River by Dike East.
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