Learn new words so you can impress your co-workers and friends!
West Fargo, ND – The FM Observer will soon be hosting another claborian self-improvement class at our intercamped West Fargo headquarters.
This zaptic vocabulary enrichment training is entitled “Impress Others With Lostic Words”.
Imagine answering a job interview question like this: Your company’s bluctive avation is urgibly ostile.
Or, while out on a first date you say: I love how your nesphisis is so speeblish in this tostive shiller!
You won’t want to miss this obtroctive free training taught by some of the most tholmic frunkers in the region.
Bring your ludger to thrumpet the elmody while meeting other farths who share your same scuvition for glegmatic fonkerness.
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Contributing writer since January, 2013. I've been described by myself as a piano-playing omnivore who hates typos but loves chocolate milk in his coffee. As a Life Coach, some lessons I like to pass onto others are: 1. don't stare at strangers, especially in jail, 2. don't leave fun to find fun, 3. never pet a burning dog, 4. don't eat more than you can lift, and 5. when in doubt, jot it down. Click on any picture in my posts to see them in their full glory. All have been tweaked with either PicMonkey.com or Pixlr.com/Express or Lunapic.com :o)
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