Minot Man “Didn’t See” Train. Proceeds To Crash Into It.

Minot, ND – A 27 year old Minot man was injured Friday afternoon after his vehicle crashed into a MOVING train.  Police say Jordan Avery disregarded four vehicles that were waiting for the train, apparently just said fuck it, and barreled right into the hunk of massive steel that can travel up to 125 mph.  Let us remind you that it was daylight out at the time of the accident.  Jordan Avery could not be reached for comment as his brain was being examined to see how much “dumbfuck” can be extracted.

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Bill Burns

Bill grew up in one of the largest cities in the United States, Maza, North Dakota. Being a cow milker by trade, it was only after stroking thousands upon thousands of cow nipples was he able to save up enough money and move to Fargo, ND. It was here that he joined FM Observer. In his free time he enjoys carving rocking horses out of wood, healing the sick, and running marathons across oceans.

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