New Town, ND – The Three Affiliated Tribes of Fort Berthold Reservation are setting up a highway patrol unit. It has come to the FM Observers attention that 4 horses, 4 spears, and 4 tomahawks were ordered in. The Three Affiliated Tribes were last seen making feathered head wear and vests made out of freshly killed buffalo. Are they really just implementing a highway patrol or is this part of a larger conspiracy?