The Three Affiliated Tribes of Fort Berthold Reservation Setting Up a Highway Patrol Unit.

March 19th, 2012 | by Bill Burns

New Town, ND – The Three Affiliated Tribes of Fort Berthold Reservation are setting up a highway patrol unit.  It has come to the FM Observers attention that 4 horses, 4 spears, and 4 tomahawks were ordered in.  The Three Affiliated Tribes were last seen making feathered head wear and vests made out of freshly killed buffalo.  Are they really just implementing a highway patrol or is this part of a larger conspiracy?


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Bill grew up in one of the largest cities in the United States, Maza, North Dakota. Being a cow milker by trade, it was only after stroking thousands upon thousands of cow nipples was he able to save up enough money and move to Fargo, ND. It was here that he joined FM Observer. In his free time he enjoys carving rocking horses out of wood, healing the sick, and running marathons across oceans.