“There will absolutely be no strippers here.”
Williston, ND – Truck driver turned self made pimp party promoter Troy McKinley has come under fire recently. Troy McKinley has been promoting and even selling tickets to his Party In The Patch (partyinthepatch.com). The problem: there is no patch or land to even throw the party on. One would think to sell tickets or throw a party you would first have some place to actually go party at. Troy commented, “The hell you talking about land? To throw a party you don’t need to actually have a place to go.”
Troy McKinley has been advertising in the Chicago and Twin Cities areas in the hopes of bringing classy, church going, upper-class women with very high moral aptitude to the Party In The Patch. “I can’t see any reason why any lady would not want to spend $20 bucks to travel to North Dakota and hang out with greasy oil workers” Troy commented. What a winning situation for any good gal to be apart of. His two sponsors “Taco in a Bag” and “Escorts For U” couldn’t be reached for comment.
