Fargo, ND – Our main man, Peter Quisling, is back out on the unswept sidewalks of the infamous Downtown Fargo, asking random people his most interesting Question-of-the-Day: What if the unthinkable happens?
After gathering hundreds of answers, Peter has compiled his Top Ten List of responses to the question:
What if…the Unthinkable happens?!
10. I would rather not think about it.
9. Excuse me, but do we know each other?
8. If Trump got elected, I’d move back to Cuba.
7. This is why I always keep extra Xanax on hand.
6. Honestly, I would probably go get an abortion.
5. Is this some sort of joke? Where’s the camera?
4. My family and I would most likely move to Vergas.
3. Isn’t this why we all have insurance coverage?!
2. I still think Hillary could be president from prison.
1. My answer is two simple words: Panic Room.