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Man Crashes Car Into 2 Cows Humping In Road (VIDEO)
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Man Crashes Car Into 2 Cows Humping In Road (VIDEO)

July 3rd, 2013 | by Bill Burns
In America, car breaks cow. In Soviet Russia, cow breaks your car and walks off like a boss. Video was shot with a dash cam in Russia.  As you can see, he crashes into two cows doing the dirty.  Afterwords, the cow walks off...
Gillette Ad FAIL
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Gillette Ad FAIL

June 30th, 2013 | by Bill Burns
  Gillette recently released an ad that they thought somehow didn’t look dirty at all.  You may see the ad directly below. We asked a few residents around town what their thoughts were after viewing the ad.  Below...
Collection of Xbox One Memes
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Collection of Xbox One Memes

June 15th, 2013 | by Bill Burns
Microsoft left E3 a little sore in the tushy area this past week.  Their Xbox One reveal didn’t make many people happy.  In fact it has now spawned a bunch of memes.  Here are a collection of some of the memes currently...
Connor Kenway of Assassin’s Creed III Is A Compulsive Masturbator
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Connor Kenway of Assassin’s Creed III Is A Compulsive Masturbator

May 7th, 2013 | by Bill Burns
Proof that Connor Kenway of Azssassins’ Creed III likes to rub one out at inappropriate times. Get a room Connor...
AEROBIC SELF DEFENSE!
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AEROBIC SELF DEFENSE!

April 28th, 2013 | by Cody Marthaller
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Owning a Microsoft Windows 8 Computer
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Owning a Microsoft Windows 8 Computer

April 20th, 2013 | by Cody Marthaller
  Jim: Hey Todd.  Can you send an e-mail to our very valuable customer who contacted us today for me please?  My computer needs to reboot for a Microsoft update. Todd: No can do Jim.  I’m already in the middle of a...
Jon Stewart Tears Apart CNN on Boston Reporting
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Jon Stewart Tears Apart CNN on Boston Reporting

April 18th, 2013 | by Bill Burns
  They have narrowed the identity of the bombing suspect down to either a “dark-skinned male, possible white, or maybe a woman,” “a fat Hispanic baby,” or “a dog on its hind legs wearing glasses and a hat.”...
Does That Say What I Think It Says?
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Does That Say What I Think It Says?

April 11th, 2013 | by Bill Burns
Detroit Lakes, MN – In a sad story blooms something funny. Valley News Live interviewed Tim Eggebraaten in what seemed to be a poor choice of location.  If you look closely behind Mr. Eggebraaten, you can see their comical...
Questions To Ask Before Joining A Religion
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Questions To Ask Before Joining A Religion

April 9th, 2013 | by Bill Burns
Below are very important questions everyone should consider asking before joining a religion.   Are there unicorns? Are there dragons? Will you rape me of my money? Will you rape me? Will you rape my children? Do you think...
Name That Animal Cookie
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Name That Animal Cookie

April 9th, 2013 | by Cody Marthaller
  GAME TIME   How To Play: 1 Look at picture. 2. Try and guess what animal the cookie is supposed to be.   Rules: 1. No cheating!  You are not allowed to go get yourself a bag of these glorious things so you can...