Hey buddy, do you mind if I borrow your toogit? What the hell did you just ask me?!
Fargo, ND – In what could have been because of a possible misunderstanding, a bar fight broke out last night in a downtown Fargo bar after one man seemingly innocently asked a stranger if he could borrow the other man’s toogit.
Things quickly escalated to the point where push came to shove followed by the obligatory punches to the face.
Police officers on the scene talking to eye-witnesses later determined that the whole thing started due to a simple lack of understanding regarding what is a toogit.
Misunderstanding quickly escalated to perceived disrespect followed by the obligatory pummeling all because of a toogit.
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