Fargo, ND – Patron at the Buffalo Wild Wings on 42nd street was seen going totally apeshit after winning a singular round of bar trivia this evening. The minute his name flashed on the big screen, ape like behavior was witnessed along with grunting noises and scraping of the armpits. Witnesses said they saw him hurl poop into a victims open mouth while they were trying to eat. Ape boy was last seen holding his boner while jumping through a glass window.
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