Beautiful Greenland to be traded for California.
Nuuk, Greenland – President Trump has made the decision to trade the state of California to Denmark in exchange for Greenland.
“I made a really great deal, because that’s what I do, and in exchange for California we will get Greenland,” shouted the president in front of a very noisy Marine One.
Reactions to this new trade deal were mixed:
Senator majority leader Mitch McConnell said he did not know anything about this deal.
Many others, including House Speaker Nancy Pelosi from the newly traded state of California, are indicating that they want to begin impeachment proceedings immediately.
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