Jim: Hey Todd. Can you send an e-mail to our very valuable customer who contacted us today for me please? My computer needs to reboot for a Microsoft update.
Todd: No can do Jim. I’m already in the middle of a Microsoft update. We’ll just have to contact him tomorrow.
Jim: I have the customer on the phone but another Microsoft update popped up and it started to install itself. Can you take this?
Todd: Sure. Transfer him over. Wait. I didn’t postpone another update and now it decided to automatically install itself. Says it’s going to restart soon. We’ll have to call them back tomorrow.
Jim: Todd can you….
Todd: No I can’t. I turned on my computer and updates are installing. I have to wait until that’s done for me to get to my desktop.
Later that day….
Jim: Todd, do you kn……….
Todd: Updates….installing updates…..more updates JIM!!! LEAVE ME ALONE!!
Jim: Well we lost our top account Todd. We’ll probably be out of jobs any day now. It was nice working with you.
Todd: Yessssssss. Finally got back to the desktop. What was that you were saying Jim?