January 23rd, 2016 | by
Nina Verbena Aries (March 21 – April 19) The Ram Practicing your listening skills with coworkers could lead to some surprising insights, especially once you get those phone taps up and running. Taurus (April 20 – May 20) The Bull...
January 20th, 2016 | by
Nick Edmonton, AB, Canada – The syrup world is abuzz this morning with the announcement that Canadian action film star Thonn Furbeglan will be donning the flannel stageside for this year’s Maple Syrup Cookoff Festival set...
January 13th, 2016 | by
Nina Verbena Aries (March 21 – April 19) The Ram With holiday family gatherings safely behind you, the stars agree that you can stop swallowing your anger in big gulps now and just go back to your usual little sips. Taurus (April 20...
November 30th, 2015 | by
Nina Verbena Aries (March 21 – April 19) The Ram As you begin your painting project this week, your excitement will be replaced by horror when you realize the name of your new living room paint color is Satan-Claims-This-Home Red....
November 15th, 2015 | by
Nina Verbena Aries (March 21 – April 19) The Ram Avoid getting drawn into a conversation with a stranger today. Not so much because he’s a stranger, but because he’s just way too excited for you to see what’s in the...
October 31st, 2015 | by
Nina Verbena Aries (March 21 – April 19) The Ram You may want to record all conversations with your partner this week, because there’s no way your friends are going to believe the epic tsunami of profanity that is about to flow...
October 24th, 2015 | by
Nina Verbena Aries (March 21 – April 19) The Ram Count your blessings today. Then write down that number. It’ll be helpful tomorrow when you can just subtract 1 from your total instead of counting all over again. Taurus (April 20...
April 24th, 2015 | by
Mike Bruce Jenner, famed former Olympian and step-father to the Kardashian family, plans to announce his sect change during a television special with ABC’s Diane Sawyer. Jenner will be changing his sect from Lutheran to Methodist....
March 8th, 2015 | by
Johnnny Time Square, Washington – Are you one of the many who forgot to move your clocks ahead last night? Tonya Jo Thornbird from Fargo admitted: “Because we forgot to change our clocks, we missed our flight at the airport,...
March 4th, 2015 | by
Nick If you want to have childish fun at work, you better make sure you don’t get caught. That’s the risk you take when you watch fail vids and barf vids during business hours. In order to combat this risk, you need to...
