March 4th, 2015 | by
Nick The awkward drudgery of interpersonal small talk was brought to an abrupt halt today for one area man. Mike Pancake was nearly out of things to talk about with his rambling co-worker Randy when the gods finally smiled upon...
February 16th, 2015 | by
Nick Action movie star Liam Neeson has taken up a special assignment in between filming dominator action films. At the behest of the United Nations and by special request of President Obama, Liam Neeson will seek out and destroy the...
February 5th, 2015 | by
Johnnny Since 200 is such a nice round number (and Roman Numeral CC), it was decided to use the occasion of my 200th post to take a trip down memory lane. South Park celebrated its 200th episode by calling it simply “200”. It...
December 14th, 2014 | by
Johnnny West Fargo, ND – It is time once again for some lucky person or family to have a chance to Win-A-Robot. This particular robot is programmed to do multiple tasks such as: lift your car, crack an egg, answer the doorbell,...
December 12th, 2014 | by
Johnnny North Pole – With the Christmas and Festivus holiday season almost here you probably have all your shopping done, trees decorated, stockings hung up, cards sent out and cookies in the oven. If you want a fun and easy idea...
December 6th, 2014 | by
Johnnny Make New Friends While Seeing 100 Cities In 100 Days Fargo, ND – We here at the FM Observer are gearing up for our 1st Annual Trip Around The World. The plan is to hit one hundred cities in one hundred days of fun-packed...
December 2nd, 2014 | by
Johnnny Toxico, NM – A new book by Stephen Kink which is scheduled to be released before Christmas will permanently alter your holiday mindset. It’s a dark tale about the “original” Santa who after being poisoned...
December 1st, 2014 | by
Cody Marthaller With curves in the correct places, a beautiful baby and a charming smile, Kate Middleton tops People’s “Top 25 Hot Celeb List,” but her latest input on oral hygiene has left many to ponder upon the British way....
November 6th, 2014 | by
Kitz Fargo, ND – A fun night with friends took a terrifying turn after a Giant Jenga game suddenly collapsed, authorities say. Fargo firefighters rescued local resident, Pete Saykes from the pile of Giant Jenga pieces around 2...
November 4th, 2014 | by
Johnnny Dragoon, AZ – Are you looking to give your loved ones a Christmas gift to show how much you cherish their existence in your life? Consider giving them a full-grown Komodo Dragon. Would you like to give your sworn enemies...
