Minneapolis, MN—I believe the old saying goes, “In with the new, in with the old.” That’s the mantra around Minnesota Vikings football team headquarters these days as newly-acquired head coach Mike Zimmer is...
New York, NY–A little over 5 days ’til NFL draft talking heads shut up for another year, the Observer has learned. At long last, Mel Kiper’s perfect hair and Todd McShay’s boyish charm are slated to expire...
April 29th, 2014 | by
Nick Cleveland, OH—An FM Observer investigative report concludes without a doubt that a number of surefire first-round NFL draft picks have been under-performing for scouts at the combine and during private team workouts in...
March 20th, 2014 | by
Bill Burns Fargo, ND – A new basketball league is being introduced for the first time in Fargo, North Dakota. Fargo, North Dakota is going to roll out for the first time, a second basketball league said to compete with the NBA. The...
March 17th, 2014 | by
Nick Fargo, ND—Basketball fans have been guessing the March Madness tournament for decades. Every year, it seems, contestant stakes have been getting higher and higher. Cash prizes as well as bragging rights are among the available...
March 10th, 2014 | by
Johnnny Fargo, ND – You would have had to see it to believe it. Mr. Walter Lane of rural North Dakota bowled two perfect games in a row after entering a tournament on a dare. His wife of fifty years, Edna Lane, dared him on a...
March 3rd, 2014 | by
Nick Edmonton, Alberta—A professional sporting event sadly ended in a tie, the Observer has learned. The Edmonton Oilers hosted Calgary Flames in a National Hockey League matchup last Saturday that unfortunately finished with a 0-0...
February 28th, 2014 | by
Nick Fort Myers, FL – With Major League Baseball spring training officially underway in Fort Myers, media people went belly up to the podium for a little preseason insight from Minnesota Twins skipper Ron Gardenhire. Gardy,...
February 2nd, 2014 | by
Bill Burns Most likely everyone you know will be watching The Stoner Bowl 2014. However, you hate football and have no interest in watching grown adults wrastle each other over cow skin. Here are 5 simple things you can do...
January 21st, 2014 | by
Johnnny Sochi, Russia – Olympics officials have announced some new and exciting events that will make their international debut at the Sochi Winter Olympic Games. SnowCat Fights: Women from opposing countries try to run each other...
