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BREAKING: Vikings Trade Away Six Draft Picks To Keep Adrian Peterson
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BREAKING: Vikings Trade Away Six Draft Picks To Keep Adrian Peterson

May 8th, 2014 | by Nick
Minneapolis, MN—I believe the old saying goes, “In with the new, in with the old.” That’s the mantra around Minnesota Vikings football team headquarters these days as newly-acquired head coach Mike Zimmer is...
Only Five Days Until NFL Draft Speculation Finally Ends
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Only Five Days Until NFL Draft Speculation Finally Ends

May 5th, 2014 | by Nick
New York, NY–A little over 5 days ’til NFL draft talking heads shut up for another year, the Observer has learned. At long last, Mel Kiper’s perfect hair and Todd McShay’s boyish charm are slated to expire...
Are NFL Draft Hopefuls Tanking To Avoid Being Drafted By The Browns? An FM Observer Investigative Report
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Are NFL Draft Hopefuls Tanking To Avoid Being Drafted By The Browns? An FM Observer Investigative Report

April 29th, 2014 | by Nick
  Cleveland, OH—An FM Observer investigative report concludes without a doubt that a number of surefire first-round NFL draft picks have been under-performing for scouts at the combine and during private team workouts in...
Fargo To Introduce New Basketball League
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Fargo To Introduce New Basketball League

March 20th, 2014 | by Bill Burns
Fargo, ND – A new basketball league is being introduced for the first time in Fargo, North Dakota. Fargo, North Dakota is going to roll out for the first time, a second basketball league said to compete with the NBA. The...
Fargo Group Making Serious Run At Perfect March Madness Bracket
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Fargo Group Making Serious Run At Perfect March Madness Bracket

March 17th, 2014 | by Nick
Fargo, ND—Basketball fans have been guessing the March Madness tournament for decades. Every year, it seems, contestant stakes have been getting higher and higher. Cash prizes as well as bragging rights are among the available...
Blind Bowler Bowls Back-To-Back Perfect Games
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Blind Bowler Bowls Back-To-Back Perfect Games

March 10th, 2014 | by Johnnny
Fargo, ND – You would have had to see it to believe it. Mr. Walter Lane of rural North Dakota bowled two perfect games in a row after entering a tournament on a dare. His wife of fifty years, Edna Lane, dared him on a...
Professional Hockey Game Ends In Tie
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Professional Hockey Game Ends In Tie

March 3rd, 2014 | by Nick
Edmonton, Alberta—A professional sporting event sadly ended in a tie, the Observer has learned. The Edmonton Oilers hosted Calgary Flames in a National Hockey League matchup last Saturday that unfortunately finished with a 0-0...
Minnesota Twins preview: Ron Gardenhire promises 2014 season
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Minnesota Twins preview: Ron Gardenhire promises 2014 season

February 28th, 2014 | by Nick
Fort Myers, FL – With Major League Baseball spring training officially underway in Fort Myers, media people went belly up to the podium for a little preseason insight from Minnesota Twins skipper Ron Gardenhire. Gardy,...
5 Things To Do Instead of Watch Super Bowl XLVIII
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5 Things To Do Instead of Watch Super Bowl XLVIII

February 2nd, 2014 | by Bill Burns
  Most likely everyone you know will be watching The Stoner Bowl 2014.  However, you hate football and have no interest in watching grown adults wrastle each other over cow skin.  Here are 5 simple things you can do...
New Events Being Added To Winter Olympics
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New Events Being Added To Winter Olympics

January 21st, 2014 | by Johnnny
Sochi, Russia – Olympics officials have announced some new and exciting events that will make their international debut at the Sochi Winter Olympic Games. SnowCat Fights: Women from opposing countries try to run each other...