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All West Fargoans Asked To Make A Rock Balancing Sculpture In Their Yards

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West Fargo trying to set a new record for the town with the most rock balancings.

West Fargo, ND – The new mayor of West Fargo is informally asking all homeowners to build a rock balancing (sometimes called a cairn) somewhere in their yard.

FMO: What’s the thought behind this idea?

Mayor: West Fargo is already unique because there’s only one in the country. If every home in West Fargo had a rock balancing sculpture in their yard, that would really be cool, don’t you think?

FMO: Any tips or tricks on how to do it?

Mayor: Using rocks with some flatness helps, but basically stack them one on top of another, finding the balance point, with each rock placed on the previous rock so it feels solid like a tripod. 

FMO: Do you have any other ideas for West Fargo?

Mayor: It would be nice if everyone wore a name tag showing their first name just to increase our sense of community. 

Fargo Man Returns Home To Discover Demolition Crew Destroying Wrong House

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Fargo man quickly becomes fluent in profanity.

Fargo, ND – You can imagine the shock that Mr. Henry Kaberry who lives at 2088 Muscat Street was feeling when he pulled into his driveway.

While his children were still at school and his wife was at work, he decided to go workout at the gym on his day off.

Upon returning home, their recently-remodeled house was already half torn down by a giant claw attached to some large machinery which had badly torn up his potential yard-of-the-month.

As it turns out, the demolition crew was supposed to destroy the house at 1088 Muscat Street but with the 1 looking like a 2, the unthinkable happened.

Ironically, when Henry Kaberry went in for a routine physical exam last year, he ended up having his gall bladder removed after the hospital mistakenly put him into the wrong room.

FMO Announces Winner Of 1st Dubious Yard-Of-The-Month Award

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Dubious Yard of the Month

…and YOUR yard could be next!

West Fargo, ND – And the winner of the June 2015 Dubious Yard-of-the-Month Award goes to…

Hagos Tekle
Gosposka Ulica 100
1251 Moravče

If you think YOUR yard qualifies YOU for the Dubious Yard-of-the-Month Award, contact any Ace Hardware employee for your free Dubious Yard-of-the-Month Award Application and Personal Debriefing Package.

Specifically tell them: you “did not hear about this” from the FM Observer .com website.