Minnesota Couple Marry In Cemetery

May 22nd, 2012 | by Bill Burns

AUSTIN, Minn – How do you gain the brides deceased parents respect in the non creepiest way possible? Get married by their graves in a cemetery of course!

In an unconventional wedding ceremony, Diane Waller and Randy Kjarland exchanged vows in Austin’s Oakwood Cemetery.  The bride and grooms parents were unable to attend because they are, well, dead.

All of their friends thought that having the wedding in a cemetery was a joke.  I mean…pfff…who wouldn’t!  They also said others cried when they heard of the couples story.  In actuality, they weren’t crying out of joy but were crying because they had to attend a fucking wedding in a cemetery.

“I think it’s great having a wedding in a cemetery” a family friend stated.  “It represents exactly what marriage is about.  Death and decomposer.”

We wish them the best.


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Bill grew up in one of the largest cities in the United States, Maza, North Dakota. Being a cow milker by trade, it was only after stroking thousands upon thousands of cow nipples was he able to save up enough money and move to Fargo, ND. It was here that he joined FM Observer. In his free time he enjoys carving rocking horses out of wood, healing the sick, and running marathons across oceans.